I do feel like class

When I’m holding a wine glass

Now I feel like smash

When I was little, whenever I saw those CD commercial ads that listed the artists on the CD. The announcer said “and many more”, I thought he said “and Mandy Moore”. I thought this chick was sooooo famous and was on every CD.

Its kinda hurtful when your own phone auto-corrects your own name to something else

… Just a tad

Now you’re Just some Lawn I used to Mow.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH as soon as I posted that my friend sent me a text

How do five gay guys walk??… In One Direction